The new (and improved!) Pedge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the sovereign and free citizens of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, yet many states,
with liberty and justice for all; and I pledge to fight, tooth, fang and claw, to the death if necessary, the tyranny of an oppressive government and any persons,
corporations or other entities who may attempt to control, tax, regulate or otherwise burden the people; and to never give up the fight until the last Feinstein is strangled to death with the entrails of the last Boxer.

The Huron