Guns, Drugs & Queers

I've decided to start a new political party. The GDQ, Guns, Drugs & Queers, will be unstoppable once we get the 100 million gun owners on board, wake up the meth-heads and heroin addicts long enough to vote, and convince the queers and dikes that the only people who can truly protect them are the ones with the guns.
Granted, it'll be like tying two wildcats' tails together (and one dead alley cat); but, once they scratch enough of each other's fur off, they'll begin to realize that they're really in this thing together and the one they need to be fighting isn't each other, it's the owner of the house.

More on this later, after I think a little more about it.
Marrs